Tuesday, January 1, 2013

What the Hell is Vore???

Posted by NapaliMan On 9:38 PM No comments
So, to all those who don't know, vore is a genre getting more popular as I explore the internet. Vore is defined as "a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature alive." Yeah, sounds fucking weird. 

However, like any fetish we think it's disgusting to start but eventually we begin to dig it. I remember all I enjoyed was watching lesbian/yuri porn (drawn or live), but then I got into futanari because really it's a chick with a strap-on attached to her (and no I'm not remotely into live transsexual stuff, eww). 
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To think, this was hardcore porn to me at one point in my life.
Then I saw vore and though I have no bloody idea what my brain turned on, I did not see it as disgusting as 99% of the internet does. DON'T GET ME WRONG, there are some disgusting pieces of vore out there.

The site that features vore exclusively is Aryion, which features amateur artists showing off their *cough* art. Trust me, 90% of the *cough* art is absolutely horrible, disgusting, disturbing, you name it. But that 10% of actual talented vore art is fantastic. And to clarify the *cough* art,  I'm for people trying but I don't need to casually see your crayon drawing of your original Sonic character eating another one of your *cough* drawings. I have a bad cough...

Before I show any of the art, ironically there might be a rational reason for this genre. An old show called 2 Stupid Dogs features an episode called Red Strikes Back. The episode is simple, 2 stupid dogs run, once again, into a girl named Red. They run into a witch, the witch eats them. Well for many kids this was the first image of a, I guess "attractive" cartoon female. I remember seeing her and saying, "wow she's not a gross girl for some reason." And, I guess the final scene with her eating the girl and the dogs was subconsciously... attractive???

Here's the clip http://youtu.be/3pKHbYRwnYw

So. Yeah, I've watched the episode. I acknowledge it's what has gotten me, and others I've talked with, into the vore genre. Is the witch hot to me now, nope. Is the scene hot, not particularly. But if my AP Psychology class taught me anything, people can be turned on by a muffin if they're exposed to sexual situations with muffins long enough during their childhood. (Yeah, I don't get it either)

Why do people really despise it? Well I blame furries. Sorry furries, I don't like your porn, and what I mean is the hardcore stuff. You will see people like hardcore furry animal pictures, Pokemon, Sonic, Ponies, and shit like that and I just can't say eww fast enough. I mean, I like Felicia from Darkstalkers and other characters like her, but if someone shows me a picture of a elephant, furry thing Eck. Sorry, it's absolutely not for me.

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If only all furry art characters could look like Felicia and Makoto, o wait they could.
These hardcore furry fans just happen to be vore fans as well, and that is what makes the genre so quarantined. From my searching of honest, artistic, and non-disturbing vore pictures, I've found just the opposite. Trust me, getting into it is like digging through a pile of crap filled with razor blades and at the bottom is a nugget of gold that some people look at and say, "that's a shiny turd dude."

Maybe, however, after my analysis of vore (and future reviews of vore art), I might change people's minds on vore. So, here are some of the best vore pictures and hopefully you'll be able to give vore a more informed chance.
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Artist ndnode work
Artist Nitro_Titan work (Be warned, he does 'other' kinds of artwork >_>)

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